Some Interesting Jokes – Wife: Today, I want to relax,
so I have brought three movie tickets.
Husband: why three tickets?
Wife: you and your parents.

Top 50 Some Interesting Jokes

  1. God is really creative, I mean…just look at me 😛
  2. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours
  3. I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
  4. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
  5. God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
  6. Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem
  7. Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.
  8. That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
  9. If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
  10. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…”
  11. I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.
  12. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
  13. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
  14. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
  15. We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
  16. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
  17. There’s no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think.
  18. If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
  19. My boyfriend asked me for anal so I colour coordinated his sock drawer. I know what men want.
  20. Some days you can’t play the music loud enough.
  21. My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
  22. Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
  23. Behind every crazy women is a man who made her that way.
  24. Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful.
  25. Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.
  26. Just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
  27. I don’t care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
  28. My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
  29. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  30. I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
  31. Facebook is the refrigerator of the internet. I keep going back to it expecting something to appear that I’ll enjoy.
  32. Don’t jump to confusions.
  33. When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.
  34. “I’m definitely going to do that tomorrow.” — Me being delusional
  35. Men look at a woman’s behind and think “Wow! What an ass.” Women look at a man’s face and think the very same thing.
  36. Stop looking for trouble. I’m right here.
  37. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he’s too old for it.
  38. Sure, your prince might come. But just in case he doesn’t, God created wine.
  39. Few things turn me on like good grammar.
  40. No one is ever “Just kidding”.
  41. Aaaaand I’m already over this day.
  42. Never let anyone tell you you’re too young to do something. A baby shark is still a f#%king shark
  43. Save Water, Drink Beer!
  44. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
  45. Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.
  46. Dear Google, please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
  47. When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
  48. How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
  49. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
  50. You have the perfect face for radio.

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Some Interesting Jokes

Some Interesting Jokes – Employee: Boss, I’ve got married. Can I get a pay rise?
Boss: We do not compensate for the accidents that happen outside of the work place.

Some Interesting Jokes – A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.” Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Some Interesting Jokes – Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

Some Interesting Jokes – A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”

Some Interesting Jokes – My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him “What was the name of his other leg?”

Some Interesting Jokes – The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’

Some Interesting Jokes – A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”

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Some Interesting Jokes – A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.” She replies, “if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”

Some Interesting Jokes – A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The woman said, “I’m sure you would.” So the man said, “Okay, I would” Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?” And the man replied, “Ya, I guess so.” Then the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?” And the husband replied, “No, she’s left handed.”

Some Interesting Jokes – Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, “He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?” “No,” replies the wife, “he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our son John”

Some Interesting Jokes – Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”

Some Interesting Jokes – On their 25th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Joseph was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Joseph, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?” Joseph responds, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed if you’d stayed single.”

Some Interesting Jokes – A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.” Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Some Interesting Jokes – A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

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More Some Interesting Jokes

  1. A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note:
    Dearest Mom,
    If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.
    After our Last Argument,
    I Told My Girlfriend,
    “I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
    Appreciates The Improvements
    I’ve Made In You .
  2. If You Look At The Sky Tonight
    And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
    I Swear I Have No Clue
    How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I’m OK
  3. Children: You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk.
    Then the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
  4. Two friends visit a Stadium.
    First: Why are all these people running?
    Second: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
    First: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?
  5. Funny man to Amli: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
    Amli rushed home angrily.
    After half an hour, he came back and slapped the funny man.
    Amli said: You fool, he is not my friend.
  6. Patient : Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!
    Doctor : So, since when did you have this problem ?
    Patient : What problem?
    Doctor is shock
  7. Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening as they have done for the past 35 years. Max, the older, had been having problems remembering what cards were what, and usually needed help from his wife.
    At the end of the card game Ed said to Max, “You did very good tonight. You didn’t need any help at all. Why is that?”
    Max replied, “Why ever since my wife sent me to that memory school, I haven’t had any problems at all.”
    “Memory school? What memory school?”
    Max thought for a moment, “Oh, what’s that flower that’s red with thorns? A really pretty flower…?”
    “A rose?”
    “Yeah…that’s it!” Max turned to his wife and mumbled, “Hey, Rose! What’s the name of that memory school you sent me to?”

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