80 Racist Asian Jokes One Liners
Racist Asian Jokes One Liners 1 to 10
#1. Q: How do you know if a Chinese gang robbed your house? A: All the rice is gone and 3 hours later they’re still trying to backup out of the driveway.
#2. Q: Why are there so many girls in a Chinese strip club? A: Because of all the wangs
#3. Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Chinese beauty contest? A: Me neither.
#4. Q: What is the most common crime in China? A: Identity Fraud.
#5. Q: What does a Zombie call Chinese people? A: Take Out
#6. Q: What happens when a Mexican and an China man make a baby? A: A car thief who can’t actually drive is born. Everything is made in China. Except for babies, they’re made in VaChina.
#7. Q: Did you hear about the new American Express Card they are issuing in Red China? A: You never leave home.
#8. Q: Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? A: The food is great, but an hour later, you’re hungry for power.
#9. What did one Chu say to the other Chu? Is dat Chu bro?
#10. Q: What do you call a surprised Chinese man? A: Ho Lee Fuk
Racist Asian Jokes One Liners 11 to 20
#11. Q: Why did Mark Zuckerberg visit Beijing? A: To see the “Great Firewall”. Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg? A: Irene.
#12. Q: What do you call a drive by shooting where a Chinese guy gets shot? A: CAPPUCINO (CAP-A-CHINO)
#13. Q: What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker? A: Juan Chu
#14. Q: How do you blind an Chinese woman? A: You put a windshield in front of him.
#15. Q: Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? A: He makes you an offer you can’t understand.
#16. Q: How do you know if an Chinaman robbed your house? A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the little f**ker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
#17. Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Chinese prime minister? A: Eight P.M.
#18. Q: What do you call a game show in a Chinese Restaurant? A: Wheel of Fortune cookies.
#19 Q: How do Chinese people name their kids? A: They drop a broom out the window and see what Sound it makes. Thats why your name is Ching Chang Chong.
#20. Why do some people think Chinese is the only thing that’s asian?
Racist Asian Jokes One Liners 21 to 30
#21. Q: What did the Chinese father tell his daughter? A: You allergic to bees…..Good! Get A’s or C your way out of my house.
#22. Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can’t drive!
#23. Q: What do the Chinese do during erections? A: They vote.
#24. An A- is an A minus my love for you
#25. You want to be Jedi Master? Why no Jedi Doctor?
#26. Why you drop F-bomb…Drop A-bomb instead
#27. No son you can’t learn Spanish, All they say is “C”
#28. Q. What do you call a Chinese man with a microwave on his head? A. Ping!
#29. Q: Why wasn’t Jesus born in China? A: He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
#30. Q: What do you call an Asian receptionist? A: Tai Ping.
Racist Asian Jokes One Liners 31 to 40
#31. Q: Did you hear about Chinese Jesus? A: He could “Wok” on Water!.
#32. Q: What do they call a guitar solo in China? A: Too Ning.
#33. Q: What do you call an Asian that gets on your nerves? A: Anno Ying.
#34. Q: Why did the woman have a hard time walking? A: She hooked up with Du Mi Wong.
#35. Q: How many Chinamen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It doesn’t matter because they’re all to short.
#36. Q: What do you call a Chinese paralympian? A: Lim Ping
#37. Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with uneven knickers? A: Wong ki fong.
#38. Q: What do you call a Chinese woman on fire? A: Mel Ting.
#39. Q: What do you call a Chinese man with a camera? A: Phil Ming.
#40. Q: What do you call a Chinese Paralympian? A: Lim Ping.
Racist Asian Jokes One Liners 41 to 50
#41. Q: What do you call a bunch of Chinamen in a pool? A: Rice Krispies
#42. Q: Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China? A: Everybody won.
#43. Q: Why do the Chinese hate American football? A: They spend 13 hours a day making them.
#44. Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist? A: Rai Ping Yu
#45. Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with an opinion? A: Wong
#46. Q: What do you call a Chinese dwarf? A: Tai Nee.
#47. You allergic to Bees……GOOD! You only score 4 on AP test.
#48. I 4get I have child. B+ on your blood test?
#49. Failure runs through your veins. Facebook?
#50. Why don’t you Face Book and study.
Racist Asian Jokes One Liners 51 to 60
#51. Now that you have a Harvard degree…you can go play with your friends in the NBA.
#52. You forget to study….I forget to feed you.
#53. Daylight savings time, you gain extra hour for homework.
#54. You get a C on Driving Test, I am so proud.
#55. Your sister get B on math test. Congratulations you only child.
#56. You smartest kid in school, you go to better school.
#57. It’s Saturday Night why aren’t you studying?
#58. You get C-Section why not A-bortion.
#59. If you want a girlfriend make sure her parents are lawyers or doctors.
#60. Son: “To Be or not To Be” Father: You get two B’s and you out of house!
Racist Asian Jokes One Liners 61 to 70
#61. God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste…copy paste…
#62. Asians are so bad at driving, I’m starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
#63. Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
#64. What’s the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl’s ass.
#65. What the number one crime in Asia? Identity theft
#66. Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
#67. How do they name Chinese baby’s? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
#68. Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
#69. God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China
#70. What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can’t drive.
Racist Asian Jokes One Liners 71 to 80
#71. What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
#72. My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
#73. My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
#74. What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
#75. Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
#76. How do you know if you’ve walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It’ll be called “Wong Fook Hing Book Store”.
#77. Guys, enough with the Asian jokes…they’re all the same.
#78. When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: “Congratulations he looks like your husband… mom… cousin… uncle… neighbor…”
#79. Underneath China it says “Made in Chuck Norris”.
#80. Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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