Q And A Jokes – Question: Why do traffic lights rarely go swimming?q and a jokes 3
Ans: They take much too long to change.

Q And A Jokes – Question: Why do thieves shower before they commit crime?
Ans: Because they like a clean getaway.

Top 12 Q And A Jokes

  1. Question: What type of bow can never be tied?
    Ans: A Rainbow.
  2. Question: Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening?
    Ans: He couldn’t get a date.
  3. Question: Why couldn’t the pirate play poker?
    Ans: He was sat on the deck.
  4. Question: Which is the loudest state in the U.S.A.?
    Ans: ILLI NOISE.
  5. Question: Why is it that birds fly southwards for the winter?
    Ans: Because it is much too far to walk.q and a jokes 9
  6. Question: Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal next to a group of basketball players?.
    Ans: They dribble far too much.
  7. Question: How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze?
    Ans: No idea as none have ever made it out yet.
  8.  Question: Where can you obtain virgin wool?
    Ans: Really ugly sheep.
  9. Question: How can you treble the value any Skoda car?
    Ans: Put a gallon of petrol in it.
  10. Question: What has two humps and is found at the North Pole ?
    Ans : lost camel !
  11. Question: Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?
    Ans: Because England was discovered before the USA !
  12. Question: What do elves do after school ?
    Ans: Gnomework !

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Funny Q And A Jokes – Question: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get ?
Ans: Missile toe !

Funny Q And A Jokes – Question: What is a polygon ?
Ans: A dead parrot !

Funny Q And A Jokes – Question: If Ireland sank into the sea, what county wouldn’t sink ?
Ans: Cork !

Funny Q And A Jokes – Question: How do we know that the Earth won’t come to an end ?
Ans: Because it’s round !

Funny Q And A Jokes – Question: What does “Minimum” mean ?
Ans: A very small mother !

Funny Q And A Jokes – Question: What does “Maximum” mean ?
Ans: A very big mother !

Funny Q And A Jokes – Question: What’s the difference between an American student and an English student ?
Ans: About 3000 miles !

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Question And Answer Jokes – Question: What sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
Ans: A kipper !

Question And Answer Jokes – Question: What’s the nearest thing to silver ?
Ans: The Lone Ranger’s bottom !

Question And Answer Jokes – Question: Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich ?
A: Because the poor have nothing worth taking !

Question And Answer Jokes – Question: What kind of biscuit would you find at the south pole ?
Ans: A penguin !

Question And Answer Jokes – Question. What looks like half apple?
Ans: The other half.

Question And Answer Jokes – Question. What can you never eat for breakfast?
Ans: Dinner.

Question And Answer Jokes – Question. What gets wet with drying?
Ans: A towel

Question And Answer Jokes – Question. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
Ans: AGE.

Question And Answer Jokes – Question. What happened when wheel was invented?
Ans: It caused a revolution.

Funny Question And Answer Jokes – Question: Why do traffic lights rarely go swimming?
Ans: They take much too long to change.

Funny Question And Answer Jokes – Question: Why do thieves shower before they commit crime?
Ans: Because they like a clean getaway.

Funny Question And Answer Jokes – Question: What type of bow can never be tied?
Ans: A Rainbow.

Funny Question And Answer Jokes – Question: Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening?
Ans: He couldn’t get a date.

Funny Question And Answer Jokes – Question: Why couldn’t the pirate play poker?
Ans: He was sat on the deck.

Funny Question And Answer Jokes – Question: Which is the loudest state in the U.S.A.?
Ans: ILLI NOISE.

Funny Question And Answer Jokes – Question: Why is it that birds fly southwards for the winter?
Ans: Because it is much too far to walk.

More Q and A Jokes

Question: Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal next to a group of basketball players?.
Ans: They dribble far too much.question and answer jokes

Question: How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze?
Ans: No idea as none have ever made it out yet.

Question: Where can you obtain virgin wool?
Ans: Really ugly sheep.

Question: How can you treble the value any Skoda car?
Ans: Put a gallon of petrol in it.

Question: Why do “no frills” airlines never show movies on their flights?
Ans: They don’t need to. You keep seeing your life flashing before your very eyes.

Question: On a turkey, which side would you find most feathers?
Ans: The outside

Question: Why is that all cats dislike flying saucers?
Ans: Because it is impossible for them to reach the milk.

Question: If a cat has nine lives, what has more?
Ans: A frog – it croaks every day.

Question: Which ballet do pigs like best?
Ans: Swine Lake.

Question: What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?
Ans: Everybody can chop pork but everyone can’t pea soup.

Question: Why is it that we don’t eat clowns?
Ans: They taste funny

Question: If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one?
Ans : The one stood by the range.

Question: What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
Ans: Chocolate chimp cookies.

Question: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
Ans: French flies.

Question: What is a little dog’s favorite drink?
Ans: Pupsi-cola.

Question: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
Ans: He’s all-right now!

Question: What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
Ans: Coo-kies!

Question: What do monsters make with cars?
Ans: Traffic Jam

Question: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
Ans: Mumbo Jumbo

Question: Most of the kids love to carry these keys. What are those keys?
Ans: Cookies!

Question: What is the one that is sticky and brown?
Ans: A stick.

Question: It goes up and comes down, but never move. What it is?
Ans: Staircase!

Question: What is the antonym of DOMINOS?
Ans: Domi Doesn’t No!

Question: A few months have 31 days; a few months have 30 days. How many months have 28 days?
Ans: All months.

Question: What is the longest movie ever made and what is the length?
Ans: It runs for 85 hours and funnily the title is ‘CURE FOR INSOMNIA’.

Question: How do you describe the School? – Question asked in an exam.
Ans: HELL – answered by a poor / smart kid.

Question: It is equally big as an elephant but weighs nothing. What is that?
Ans: An Elephant

Question: What is the difference between here and there?
Ans: The Letter T.

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