Funny Jokes to Text – Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

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  1. Love is possible after friendship
    but
    friendship is not possible after love
    because
    medicines work before death
    later nothing can be cured….!!!
  2. Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
    Student:- He is the one who helped
    Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
  3. U are a BITCH
    Beautiful
    Intelligent
    Talented
    Cute
    Hilarious
    r u smiling now?
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    *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
  4. Bubbli got caugt on date
    on Independance day
    Major Rohail-
    What is this?
    Bubbli-
    Dad today is freedom day,
    so let me do what I want
  5. Pay My Regards To Ur Father
    Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
    What A Stamina He Has Got..
    I Salute Ur Father:p
  6. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
    “Me sick, no work”
    Boss SMS back:
    “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
    2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
    “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
  7. Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
    When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
    that is ignorance!
    When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
    thats called self control:-)
  8. One Of The Best Quote,
    Always have a
    BACKUP
    BEFORE
    BREAKUP! :p
  9. A successful marriage is based
    On give & take:
    Where husband gives money,
    Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
    &
    Where wife gives advices, lectures,
    Tensions & husband takes it..!!
  10. Height of confidence
    Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
    After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
    All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.
    People asked him the reason
    He said,”If it’s made by my students it will not even start.”
  11. There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl/ Women
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    And nobody knows them.
  12. I always think about U.
    I cant live without U.
    I really need U.
    Im totally mad about U.
    I just wanna be with U.
    Im crazy 4 U.
    I wanna marry U.
    I LOVE U.
  13. Any man who can drive safely
    while kissing a pretty girl
    is simply not giving the kiss
    the attention it deserves.
  14. Specially dedicated to boys:
    A kiss is like a stamp,
    Once u stamp a gal,
    she wouldn’t go anywhere else
    Guys r like stamp paper,
    jitne bhi lagao kum hai
  15. Best Reply Ever By a Girl
    When She Is Asked For a Kiss
    By Her Boyfriend
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    Karlo :p
    Just do it :p

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Funny jokes to text – In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Funny jokes to text – 4 Stages of marriage:
Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

Funny jokes to text – Sunglasses:
Allowing You To Stare At
People Without Getting
Caught.
It’s Like Facebook In Real Life.

Funny jokes to text – Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Funny jokes to text – Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

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Funny jokes to text – Most interesting line written

on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Funny jokes to text – What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

Funny jokes to text – A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.

Funny jokes to text – C H I L D H O O D
Is Like Being
D R U N K . . .
Everyone Remembers
What You Did,
Except You ..

Funny jokes to text – Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

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Top 15 Funny Text Jokes To Send

  1. U r a nice person…
    but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
    1st. pray to God so that u can live….
    2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
  2. Twinkle Twinkle little star,
    You should know what you are,
    And once you know what you are,
    Mental hospital is not so far.
  3. Nobody teaches
    Volcanoes to erupt,
    Tsunamis to devastate,
    Hurricanes to sway around
    &
    no one teaches
    How to choose a Wife,
    NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
  4. You know why women starts with ‘W’…
    because all questions start with “W”.. !
    Who ?
    Why ?
    What ?
    When ?
    Which ?
    Whom ?
    Where ?
    &
    Finally Wife..!!!
  5. 2 men went 2 a callgirl.
    1st went in and came out n said
    “Na my wife is better.”
    2nd went in and came out n said
    “U R right ur wife is much better.”
  6. Human brain is the most
    outstanding object in world.
    It functions 24 hours a day,
    365 days a year.
    It functions right from the time we are born,
    and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
  7. Difference between Friend & Wife
    U can Tell ur Friend
    “U r my Best Friend”
    But
    Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
    “U r my Best Wife?”
  8. WANTED SINGLE GIRL,
    Able To Cook,
    Love And Have Job,
    Must Have
    HOUSE & CAR.
    Plz Send Picture 0f
    HOUSE & CAR … =P =D
  9. A Question Asked In A Talent Test
    If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
    How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
    The Answer Came:
    “Why Should I ? ๐Ÿ˜›
  10. 2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
    Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
    1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?
    2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
    I Will Marry Ur Sis
  11. Wife:What is 10 years with me?
    Husband:A second.
    Wife:What is $1000 for me?
    Husband:A coin.
    Wife: Ok give me a coin.
    Husband:Wait a second
  12. Newtons Universal Law Of Love:
    Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
    with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
    and
    Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!
  13. In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,”r u going 2 dance?”
    She felt so happy & said-“yes”
    & d guy said-“dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?” ๐Ÿ˜€
  14. I Made No Resolutions For The New Year.
    The Habit of Making Plans,
    Criticizing, Sanctioning
    And Molding My Life
    Is Too Much of
    A Daily Event For Me
  15. Height of Good Luck …!
    Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
    Tell me two pronouns.
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    Student: Who? Me?
    Teacher: Very Good, Sit down ๐Ÿ˜€

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Funny Text Jokes To Send – Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

Funny Text Jokes To Send – Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Funny Text Jokes To Send – Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-
Your Name_______
Percentage In SSC_____%
Gender_____
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Now Read ‘Only’ The Answers..! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

Funny Text Jokes To Send – When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!

Funny Text Jokes To Send – Woman is like blue tooth ,
U r next 2 her,
she stays connected,
u go away,
she finds new device
Man is like wi-fi,
many devices can connect 2him at a time

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Funny Text Jokes To Send – Last night was my fault,ย my wife asked,

“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

Funny Text Jokes To Send – Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

Funny Text Jokes To Send – Whos hot… Its U,
Whos
Charming… Its U,
Whos
Sweetest.. Its U,
Whos
Intelligent… Its U,
Whos dear & near friend… Its U
Whos a liar.. Its me

Funny Text Jokes To Send – Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D’

Funny Text Jokes To Send – Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting ๐Ÿ˜€

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