Fat girl jokes – And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.girl jokes

Fat girl jokes – Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short.

Fat girl jokes – But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.

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Fat girl jokes – Kelly is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth’s equator.

Fat Girl Jokes – She is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Fat Girl Jokes – She’s so fat she wears an asteroid belt.

Fat girl jokes – Girls are like orange juice cartons,
It’s not the shape or size or even how sweet the juice is,
It’s getting thoses fuckin flaps open

Fat girl jokes – Why did the girl cross the road?
Who cares – what was she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

Fat girl jokes – What does the girl who just got out of an abusive relationship do? It better be the damn dishes!

Fat girl jokes – A jealous girl does better research than the FBI.

Fat girl jokes – Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri “What do women want?” She has been talking nonstop for the last two damn days.

Fat girl jokes – Girls on their periods always ovary act.
Kissing a girl on the cheek(good)
kissing girl in the mouth (awesome)
Kissing girl in front of her ex (boss)

Fat girl jokes – Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!”
Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?”
Boy: “No.”
Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.”
Boy: “And do you know who I am?”
Girl: “No,”
Boy: “Thank god!”

Fat girl jokes – Boy : Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?girl jokes 9
Boy : No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i
marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I
get the salary when actually I am the BOSS..

Fat girl jokes – GIRL: I Have A Question For You.
BOY: Alright, Ask Me.
GIRL: What Do You See When You
Look In My Eyes?
BOY: You Honestly Wanna Know?
GIRL: Yeah !!……
BOY: My Future

Fat girl jokes – Boy and girl in restaurant
Boy: I love you
Girl: I don’t love you
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok….I love you too

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Girl jokes – How do you know when your girl is too fat?
When she needs an hour to take a shit – 45 minutes just to line her arse up!

Girl jokes – There was a guy who really loved fat girls. He would always go nuts over them. He went to a bar one night and noticed a fat girl walk in. Well he literally wet his pants, so he went over to her and eventually ended up at her house, and sweet talked his way into her bed.
Anyway, they started fucking away and after awhile the guy says, “Can we turn the light off please?”
“Why,” said the fat girl, “Am I that ugly?”
“No,” replied the guy, “It’s just that while I’m fucking you I keep burning my arse on the lightbulb!”fat girl jokes 9

Girl jokes – How do you find a fat girl’s cunt?
You flip through the folds until you smell shit, and then go back one!

Girl jokes – How do you f**k a fat girl?
Roll her in flour and head for the wet spot!

Girl jokes – An overweight blonde girl went to see her doctor one day, so that she could get some advice about going on a diet.
“Okay,” said the doctor, “I recommend that you eat regularly for two days, then skip a day. Repeat this for two weeks and the next time that you see me you should have lost t least 5 pounds.”
Two weeks later the blonde see’s her doctor again. She gets on the scales and the doctor is happy to see that she has lost nearly 30 pounds.
“So you followed my instructions then?” asked the doctor.
“Yes,” the blonde nodded,”but I can tell you I thought I was going to drop dead on the third day!”
“From the hunger you mean?” asked the doctor, confused.
“No,” replied the blonde, “From skipping all day!”

Girl jokes – How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat?
When she sits on your face and you can’t hear the stereo!

More Fat Girl Jokes

She is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

She’s so fat she wears an asteroid belt.fat girl jokes 6

She’s so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

She’s so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

She’s so fat her belt size is Equator.

She’s is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

She’s is so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.

She’s is so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed.

She’s is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

She’s is so fat she stands in two time zones.

She’s is so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.

She’s is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

She’s is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.

She’s is so fat she broke your family tree.

She’s so fat that folk exercise by jogging around her!

She’s so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

She’s so fat she makes Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie.

She’s so fat NASA plans to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer.

She’s so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm.

She’s so fat, fast food stock prices go up and down based on her eating habits.

She’s so fat, when she does the hokey pokey her left leg goes outside of earth

She’s so fat that she makes the national debt look small!

She’s so fat she fell down and rocked her self asleep trying to get up

She’s so fat her ass got mistaken for Uranus

She’s so fat that when she wore her wedding dress people thought it was snowing

She’s so fat, when she’s going on an airplane, she her ass has to pay for baggage fees.

She’s so fat that when she stand on one end of the Earth the other end lift up

She’s so fat, her village got 1000 cattle as a dowry, when they gave her to cannibals.

She’s so fat she doesnt have to be famous to be nation wide.

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