Top 10 Funny Crazy Jokes
- What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
- How do trees us a computer? They log in!
- What’s the difference between an Linux and a virus? A virus does something.
- What kind of party does a laptop go to? A CISCO party.
- How do you know you are using Linux? Your computer only has 4 modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot!
- How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
- What do you call a brunette in between 2 French blondes visiting America? Google translate.
- What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much? An “Egg Head”
- What’s the difference between a virus and Windows Vista? Viruses rarely fail.
- Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
- Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm.
- Q: What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A: A blow job with handlebars
- Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
- Q:Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman? A: You have to hollow out the head.
- Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
- Q: Why don’t blondes get coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
- Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
- Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.
- Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? A: They both swallowed a lot of semen.
- Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
Crazy Jokes – All flowers cannot represent the love but Rose did it
All animals cannot speak but parrot did it
all monkeys cannot read sms but….
my friend you did it
Crazy Jokes – EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:
1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explaination is needed.
4. Result is always Fail
Crazy Jokes – Two friends Billooo & Tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard). They had crammed an essay of “MY BEST FRIEND”. But unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written …… write an essay on “MY FATHER? in just 30-45 words .So Billooo was utterly confused & nervous …what to do!!! Tillooo gave an idea . . . . Just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father….. So this was how Billooo & Tillooo wrote the essay “MY FATHER”……Fathers & fathers are everywhere, but good fathers are very rare. I have so many fathers, but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much.
Crazy Jokes – When a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat…….!!!!!!…….. he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!
Crazy Jokes – New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, &; I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.
Crazy Jokes – My Nights
So i asked God …
is this love??
…..idiot , summer has
Crazy Jokes – A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
Crazy Jokes – Personality Test
select one of following
if you selected
1:- you are monkey
2:- you are donkey
3:- you are fool
4:- you are Ullu
5:- you are stupid
what did you select?
ha ha ha
Crazy Jokes – Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. &; without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!
Crazy Jokes – Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?
Patrick, “What school?”
Crazy Jokes – If
The number u dailed is not responding plz don’t try again.
Crazy Jokes – What’s The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby….??
Chick Is The Result Of A Hen. . . While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing Cock…. ;->
Crazy Jokes – GALILO:
Crazy Jokes – A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27.
The receptionist goes,checks the room, comes back to the phone and tells him that there is no one in that room. The room is empty.
Good, says the man. That means I have really escaped!
Crazy Jokes – Heaven is when u have German car American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife
hell is when car is Chinese, food is German, wife is American and salary Indian
Crazy Jokes – Lady: Is this my train..?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company..
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy… ;->
Crazy Jokes – Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man.
man:”U idiot,U gave me a woman’s ear”
Doc: It makes no difference
MAN: “It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing”
Crazy Jokes – Husband gets ready to go for yoga. Wife wakes up
Husband : Honey are you coming along with me for yoga?
Wife : What do you want to say!! I am fat?
Husband : No problem, don’t come if you don’t feel like!
Wife : What do you mean?? Am i lazy??
Husband : Honey .. Why are you getting angry??
Wife : That means i fight with you all the time?
Husband : When did i say that?
Wife : So it means i am lying??
Husband : Okay fine i am not going!!
Wife : I understand everything, actually you didn’t want to go!!
The husband decides to remain silent and goes off to bed!
Crazy Jokes – Secrets of Success
“8 secrets of success” U can find in your room.
1.ROOF says – Aim high
2.FAN says – Be cool
3.CLOCK says – Every minute is precious
4.MIRROR says – Reflect before u act
5.CALENDER says – Be up to date
7.DOOR says – Don’t miss the opportunity
8.BED says – Forget it, where your blanket n sleep.
Crazy Jokes – Top 3 Universities Rule :
1: B Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don’t Forget To Carry
Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean So B Absent
Crazy Jokes – 1 day I read Smoking is Bad,
I Stop Smoking!
1 day I read Drinking is Bad,
I Stop Drinking!
1 day I read Kissing is Bad,
I Stopped Reading.
More Crazy Joke
Crazy Joke – Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !
(You are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now!divorced; and living happily with their dog)
Don’t laugh loud —-
The extended version says…
Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before
Crazy Joke – An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
“What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know.
The same as you I suppose,” she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff !”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband.
“And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”
Crazy Joke – Wife: where’ll u take me on our 10th aniversary?
Hsband: We’ll go 2 African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th aniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring u back.
Crazy Jokes – Where Do I Keep Money
Wife: Wherever I keep the money our son steals it. I don’t know what to do about it, where do I keep money?
Husband: Keep it in his books. He never touches them.
Crazy Joke – Husband: I found Aladdin’s lamp today
Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero…
Crazy Joke – Boy : From the day we met I haven ‘t drink or smoked …
Girl : How sweet of u, …r u madly in love with me?
Boy: SHUT UP !,
U MADE MY
Crazy Joke – After an accident,
Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.
I also started the Wipers to say, “No, No, No…”
Crazy Joke – A man in temple left a notice,
“Don’t steal my shoes – Boxing Champion”
When he returns, he sees shoes missing, with a notice,
“Don’t try to catch me, – Olympic Race Champion”.
Crazy Joke – Every Girl Wants a Guy – Funny Jokes
Every Girl Wants a Guy…
who hugs her,
when they’re watching a scary movie
who gives her his jacket,
even when he himself is feeling cold
who will always be the one,
to make her laugh
who will never complain &
never stare at other women
who will be romantic &
not scared to say “I love you”
he will love her for who she is…
and that guy, is what google calls
‘NO RESULTS FOUND’
Some Funny Jokes
Fat Girl Jokes
Q and A Jokes
Some Funny Jokes
Other Related Jokes
- Online Games – Play free online flash games.
- Zuma Games – Play Zuma Games.
- Helicopter Games – Play Helicopter Games.
- Shooting Games – Play Shooting Games.
- Funny Games – Play Funny Games.
- Kissing Games – Play Kissing Games
- Jewel Games – Play Jewel Games
- Parlor Games – Play Parlor Games
- Letter Games – Play Letter Games
- Interactivegamesonline.org – Play Interactive Games