Child Jokes – Bathroomchild jokes
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet
Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: Where’s the p?
Boy: “Half way down my leg.”

Top 19 Child Jokes

  1. Q: What has one horn and gives milk
    A: A milk truck.
  2. Q. Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls?
    A. It was a Barbie-Q.
  3. Q: Where do bulls get their messages?
    A: On a bull-etin board.
  4. Q: What do bulls do when they go shopping?
    A: They CHARGE!
  5. Q: What runs but can’t walk?
    A: The faucet!
  6. Q: Whens the best time to go to the dentist?
    A: Tooth-hurty
  7. Q: What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
    A: A water bed!
  8. Q: Who can marry many wives and yet be single?
    A: A minster.
  9. Q: What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
    A: That he was too young to smoke.
  10. Q: Which piece of wood lives like a king?
    A: The ruler.
  11. Q: Why do firefighters wear red and not blue suspenders?
    A: Obviously, to keep their pants up.
  12. Q: What did the muffler tell the car owner?
    A: I am exhausted.
  13. Q: Why do we have to buy clothes?
    A: Because they are not available, free.
  14. Q: What happens when you cross a pie with a snake?
    A: A pie-thon [python]
  15. Q: Which lottery did the broom win?
    A: The sweepstakes!
  16. Q: What sound do the porcupines make when they kiss each other?
    A: Ouch!
  17. Q: Why are identical twins like a broken alarm clock?
    A: Because they are dead ringers!
  18. Q: What is a well-dressed lion called?
    A: A dandy-lion [dandelion]
  19. Q: Which animals are found on legal documents?
    A: Seals.

Child Jokes

Child Jokes – Want to hear a dirty joke?
A kid jumped into a mud puddle.
Want to hear a clean joke?
A kid jumped into the bath.

Child Jokes – Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

Child Jokes – After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, “I’m free! I’m free!”
A little kid walks up to him and says, “So what? I’m 4.”

Child Jokes – During a cold winter day a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”.
Husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”!

Child Jokes – Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza who?
Pizza really great guy!

Child Jokes – Four women living in the neighborhood were invited to a party. They were discussing about the dress they would wear for the party. They finally decided to choose the color that matches with the hair color of their husband.
The first woman told, ‘I will go with red as my husband colored his hair red’
The second woman said, ‘I always prefer black as my husband’s hair color is naturally black!’
The third woman told, ‘Yeah, then I do prefer to go with yellow dress as he has blonde hair!’ (yellow)
The fourth woman was quiet. All the other insisted her about her preferred color.
She said, ‘I was thinking a lot but can’t choose any color, I can’t wear any dress because my husband is bald!’

Child Jokes – Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go “moo!”

Child Jokes – Customer called to Tech support: “my computer is not connecting to Internet”
Tech support: “Ok, which operating system are you using?”
Customer: “Internet explorer”!
Tech support: “No, you just right click on “my computer” and click on the properties menu”
Customer: “what are you saying, this is not your computer, it is my computer”!

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More Funny Child Friendly Jokes

Child Friendly Jokes – Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
Ramu: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

Child Friendly Jokes – Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!
Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!

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Child Friendly Jokes – Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would
I be showing?
Ramu: Brotherly love.

Child Friendly Jokes – Teacher: “Ramu, you talk a lot !”
Ramu: “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher: “What do you mean?”
Ramu: “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher: “What about your mother?”
Ramu: “She’s a woman”.

Child Jokes – Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

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