Fat jokes – Two Seat
A rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the performance started and
handed the usher two tickets. “Where’s the other party?” asked the usher.”Well,” said the lady, with a blush, “you see one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they’re both really for me.””Okay with me, lady,” the usher replied, scratching his head. “There’s just one problem. Your seats are numbers fifty-one and sixty-three.”
Fat Jokes – And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
Fat Jokes – But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
Short Fat Jokes
Yo mama is so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
You’re so fat, Goodyear wanted to fly you over the Superbowl.
Yo mama’s so fat, she was attacked by Japanese military, they thought she was Godzilla’s wife.
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said “Sorry, my mistake.” And she said “Did you just say steak?!”
Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
Yo mama so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet
Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy’s!
Yo mama so fat even Meghan Trainor made an exception and called her “treble”.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn’t laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she’s in.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.
Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said “Holy Crap, That’s My Phone Number” yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a bandaid
Yo mamma is so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
Yo momma’s so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Your mama’s so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma’s so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo mama’s so fat, on Halloween she says “Trick or Meatloaf!”
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
Your mama’s so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
Fat People Jokes
Fat people jokes – And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
Fat people jokes – Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short.
Fat people jokes – But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
Fat people jokes – Kelly is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth’s equator.
Fat people jokes – She is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
Fat people jokes – She’s so fat she wears an asteroid belt.
Funny Fat Jokes – She’s so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
Funny Fat Jokes – She’s so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
Funny Fat Jokes – She’s so fat her belt size is Equator.
Funny Fat Jokes – The other one says “So are you, you fat pig!”
Funny Fat Jokes – Kelly is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he’d look like a blimp.
Funny Fat Jokes – You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
Funny Fat Jokes – You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
Funny Fat Jokes – Kelly is so fat, people jog around him for exercise.
Funny Fat Jokes – Jim is so fat when they step on the scale it says, “No live stock please.”
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